ok so been a while since I have blogged, but let me just mention that Valentines day has always been an issue with me............this may or may not have been an email I sent to a few friends.........and please don't think that I am bashing my husband...........I am spreading the wealth and bashing more than just him...............
let me guess you got flowers right?
GAG ME
FRUGGIN GAG me
I am sending this as a group message...........I am only going to say this once, no use in wasting my time saying it more than once......
give me a bottle of margaritas and lets call it valentines day. OK? Ok let me go off on things today.....it is what I do on this holiday so enjoy...............
ok people that have the perfect husband and perfect lives...........you know what god darn it screw yourself................there is nothing perfect about marriage. How long did I sign up that is my question? Till death? Death of what the house plant? Or the dog? WHAT?????? Was there fine print I didn't get or what? I love my husband but I am so not that person that can't go on breathing if he isn't here. I mean it would be sad and all, but seriously?????????????????? I hate to give you this info......but do you know what his life insurance policy is for? YEAH enough said. Like him and all but I could learn to like the drink man in Hawaii too. I watched my mom lose my dad after 40 years of marriage, and she fell in quite a big heap for us all to stand around and watch and help pick herself up from..........please dear daughters of mine, learn to love yourself first and be self supporting and then move on to land of the married, if you so choose.
Then..........people who post on facebook their flowers or whatever that they got for VD DAY get over it way to support the economy folks.........great job. So much for the economic downturn, get out there and pay double for flowers that are going to die in a week. Way to go. And original...........you know ORIGINAL..... the bottle of margaritas I got for myself fits me perfectly.
AND you other women that are going around saying how pretty everyone else's flowers are, well screw you too. Seriously you know you are envious....get over it. I don't want flowers......just so you know they are a waste of money. Give me flowers in my garden or let my kids pluck all the petals off the of the plants out front a day in June and lets talk about a happy person. GIVE ME JUNE FOLKS.
Then these people that post online I have been married for 14 years together for 21 ...........seriously? That just tells me no one else wanted you.............go out and test out the waters people..... Just wanted you to know I seriously just puked inside my mouth! OK? And you people that are married 45 years, hey I can't help that folks, I wasn't around to tell you differently.
and!!!!!!!!!!!!! You women that are married to other women, you know I don't want to hear about that on facebook either just so you know. IT really gags me I really don't need to hear of it do I? Do you seriously have to bring attention to yourself?
and if for two seconds anyone in my world thinks they NEED something after 800 tonight........I just want you to know the bachelor is on tonight and that is as aroused as I will get ok?
Just had to share the love today folks
